Two Lilypads (4th Wall/April Fools Event)

[hoppingmad]

God, SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Comments

[hellooo-witch.livejournal.com]

Would you like to repeat that, Eruka?

[hopping-mad.livejournal.com]

[Very

very

very

long pause.]

...M-Medusa?

[hellooo-witch.livejournal.com]

I just thought I'd check up on you, Eruka.

[OOC: Real quick and no big deal, but you might wanna put "April Fools Day Event" in the post title! People might get scared off of tagging if it's not there]

[hopping-mad.livejournal.com]

[Sobbing on the inside. Why are you here, whyyyy...!]

Oh, well, you know, I'm the same as always! Aha...

[Totally has not been drawing pictures of you and throwing darts at them. Really!]

[ooc: Gotcha! Thanks!]

[hellooo-witch.livejournal.com]

Ah, it must be so nice. Getting a nice vacation, away from your responsibilities here, shirking all the little tasks I have for you... and in that lovely little town, too!

[hopping-mad.livejournal.com]

A...Aha, who said I was doing anything like that?

[hellooo-witch.livejournal.com]

I'm really quite jealous of you, Eruka.

In fact, I think I might come join you there.

[hopping-mad.livejournal.com]

[asdagjlgs screaming on the inside.]

W-well, you know, this place does suck. I mean, you can't escape, the food's terrible, bad things happen to you all the time!

I-I'm sure you'd hate it here! It's a terrible place!

[hellooo-witch.livejournal.com]

Oh, not at all! It looks just so very lovely from what I can tell.

And besides, I'd have my dear friends to help welcome me to town. Wouldn't that be nice, Eruka?

[hopping-mad.livejournal.com]

B-but it's not as lovely as it looks! It's very dull, painfully dull! You wouldn't like it very much.

...Yes, Medusa. R-ribbit.

[hellooo-witch.livejournal.com]

We can always spice things up a bit, now can't we, Eruka?

[hopping-mad.livejournal.com]

...I guess so...

You can hear the heart from over the phone.

[duoincomplete.livejournal.com]

My, that's rather rude~! ♥

[hopping-mad.livejournal.com]

Well some of us are trying to get some sleep!

[duoincomplete.livejournal.com]

Well, if its obvious that you're not going to get sleep, then don't~! ♥ Besides, its not like I'm the one that picked up, dearie~ A hah hah ha~!

[hopping-mad.livejournal.com]

Why you arrogant-!

You guys keep calling my house!

[duoincomplete.livejournal.com]

Arrogant~? Why thank you~! I haven't been called that in so long~! Haaa, you're making me all misty eyed now~! A hah hah ha~!

Oh, and by the way dear, I don't know what this is, so I can't really do anything about it~! ♥

[hopping-mad.livejournal.com]

Geez, what's your problem...

What do you mean you "don't know what this is"?

[duoincomplete.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know~ Rampant insanity, sociopathic personality, a complete and utter lack of moral fiber and an insatiable thirst for entertainment and fonons~!

You know, the usual stuff~! ♥

I don't know what this is! Its obviously some kind of fontech, but the body lacked instructions on how to use it~!

[hopping-mad.livejournal.com]

[Eruka sounds slightly less irritable and a little more curious.] What kind of entertainment?

...You mean the phone?

[duoincomplete.livejournal.com]

Oh, whatever strikes me at the time~! I do remember fondly my little forced re-enactment of Yulia making her little pact with the planet~ The constant tears and dull looks in their eyes added a new depth to their performance~! ♥

Is that what its called? I didn't know~!

[hopping-mad.livejournal.com]

...What?

[Just very, very confused.]

Bad crossover joke.

[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

Moriya-sama? You sound strange...

lol

[hopping-mad.livejournal.com]

Who is Moriya-sama?!

[youkai-hunting.livejournal.com]

Oh! I'm sorry. You sounded like...well, a family member.

[mommydearessst.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I must have misheard. You wouldn't be telling me to shut up... would you, Eruka?

[hopping-mad.livejournal.com]

[WHAT IS THIS WHY ARE THERE TWO OF YOU-]

T-t-tell you to shut up? Oh no, Medusa, I'd never do something like that!

[mommydearessst.livejournal.com]

[Because the world hates you Eruka]

Of course you wouldn't. I'd hate to think you'd be so foolish.

[hopping-mad.livejournal.com]

[Fml. FML]

O-of course...

[Sob.]

[mommydearessst.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm so glad to hear that. I'd hate to have to be more strict with you.

Now, Eruka, why don't you make yourself useful. I hear that little worthless brat of mine is there with you?

[hopping-mad.livejournal.com]

A-aha...

What? Chrona? Sure, she's here...

[mommydearessst.livejournal.com]

Good.

I'm worried that the child is... slipping out of line. And we can't have that, can we?